You can call me Slamby.: Archive

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I have now seen a world-famous Cuban trumpeter...

Nothing will surprise me ever again.

Dec 31st

endlessirrelephance replied to your post: Hey, everyone. Why does nothing please you?

Dec 30th

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Hey, everyone.

Zoë (:P) came up with the name Pierre, not me. Like I could ever come up with as awesome a name as that in the first place. DERR.

Dec 30th

endlessirrelephance replied to your post:My dearest Sarah, I was just wondering why you would name your crab Pierre and who would have come up with such a brilliant name? My curiousity is killing me. Much ‘love,’ Zoe YOU JUST LIED TO THE WHOLE WORLD. YOURE GOING TO HELL. (ps. ill see you there.) and no it doesnt. whore. <3

Dec 30th

espressoandvodkashots asked: My dearest Sarah,
I was just wondering why you would name your crab Pierre and who would have come up with such a brilliant name? My curiousity is killing me.
Much 'love,'

Zoe

Dec 30th

espressoandvodkashots asked: My dearest Sarah,
I was just wondering why you would name your crab Pierre and who would have come up with such a brilliant name? My curiousity is killing me.
Much 'love,'

Zoe

Dec 30th

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Feliz cumpleaños a mi abuela, quien ha vivido por...

No sé el numero exacto, pero sí, feliz cumpleaños a ella. Sofia, hermanita, tienes que llamarle para decirle feliz cumpleaños. Y porque (desgraciadamente :P) no creo que tú vayas a entenderme: Sofia, you have to call Mama to tell her happy birthday.

Dec 30th

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Text Dad at 2:45 AM that you're just now getting...

He replies with “K”.

Dec 30th

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That was a stupid thing to do.

Figures.

Dec 29th

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“Birds of Paradise” -Your Vegas I...

Dec 29th

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amicita-deactivated20111026 asked: Sarah!
I READ YOU WERE GETTING A HERMIT CRAB AND ALMOST DIED WITH EXCITEMENT.

But if you're getting one, you need to get two. Because they're really social animals, and if they're by themselves, they got suuuuper lonely and don't do anything and just are sad.

Just letting you know. :)

Dec 29th

espressoandvodkashots asked: oh look. its your life story summed up in a picture.
http://moremaliciousthanmalcontent.tumblr.com/post/2091070840

Dec 29th

amicita-deactivated20111026 asked: Sarah!
I READ YOU WERE GETTING A HERMIT CRAB AND ALMOST DIED WITH EXCITEMENT.

But if you're getting one, you need to get two. Because they're really social animals, and if they're by themselves, they got suuuuper lonely and don't do anything and just are sad.

Just letting you know. :)

Dec 29th

espressoandvodkashots asked: oh look. its your life story summed up in a picture.
http://moremaliciousthanmalcontent.tumblr.com/post/2091070840

Dec 29th

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Budski, broski, really-wanna-knowski, upski, downski, all-around-townski, left-ski, right-ski, wind-it-up-tightski, you-ski, me-ski, I’m-a-bumblebee-ski. Promise-I’m-not-drunk-ski.

Dec 29th

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@rharikumar, eandremalew, and fivetoten

Hello there, my name is Sarah. :) Thank you for following. Every week, I try to pick out a PostSecret that a) I relate to, or b) I find interesting and/or cool. Usually I post them on Tumblr. I whip my hair back and forth. I usually brush my teeth with my left hand, even though I’m right-handed. I tag almost every post with something or other. I am now finished with AP macroeconomics,...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Ughh.

eandremalew: I hate it when you see a really beautiful girl, and they totally know they’re beautiful. So they automatically think they’re way better than you. Reality check, no one likes you anymore because you’re a bitch.

Dec 29th

Be yourself. Dang.

eandremalew: What’s the point in setting yourself up? There’s no use. It doesn’t matter what other people think, people need to start to see that. I’m not saying I haven’t pretended I was someone I’m not before, what I am saying is that I realized that I’m better at being me. You’re you. You’re always going to be you. So live with what ya got.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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I am going to see Andrea Bocelli in a few months.

fivetoten: mynameischarliebartlett: Everything else is irrelephant. i saw him a while ago. he was gr8(: I’m so excited, you don’t even know.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“I’m going to become a unicorn, guys. Brb.”

– Adam

Dec 29th

For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...

iambothhappyandsad: wedidithoneybee: I doubt I’ll get any. the meme. <3

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

yuhudit: So my brother’s droid can broadcast a mobile hotspot. He named it “pretty fly for a portable wifi” You love the Offspring-based name, don’t even lie.

Dec 29th

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Laser tag tomorrow night?

Thunderbirds are go.

Dec 29th

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'Bout to go visit Holly at work.

Later.

Dec 28th

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I am going to see Andrea Bocelli in a few months.

Everything else is irrelephant.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

viva la vie bohème.: I like to watch people when I... →

bohemia-: mynameiselly: It’s not creepy. I’m just observant. I just like to wonder what everyone is thinking. I like to guess what people’s lives are like, or were like. I can’t help it. I like crowded buses; I like feeling connected to people if only for 15 minutes or so. I posted something…

Dec 28th

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“Some people say homosexuality is a sin. It’s not. God is perfectly cool with it,...”

– Ted Alexandro (via endlessirrelephance, muffdiver)

Dec 28th

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amicita-deactivated20111026 asked: Sarah,

Happy Christmas!
I hope your holiday and new year are joyous and wonderful! :)

xo

Dec 28th

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My name is Jerry.

I am pleased to be in contact with your entities. I am enjoying this much. I make a journey. You make a journey. We make a journey together.

Dec 27th

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I love when Holly calls me "darling".

The more you know.

Dec 25th

amicita-deactivated20111026 asked: Sarah,

Happy Christmas!
I hope your holiday and new year are joyous and wonderful! :)

xo

Dec 24th

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Hey, remember that dream you had about me being in a canoe or boat of some sort and there was a guy who was trying to shoot me, and you ran and ran and tried to stop him but couldn’t get there in time to save me? Yeah, me neither.

Dec 24th

Every single year, around Christmas people...

yourbodytakingoverme: Years mean nothing, its you that changes things, not the date.

Dec 24th